The Kulu ya ku is a monster that is just asking to be punched in the face. Like maybe I shouldn’t enjoy killing it as much as I do, but I think somewhere in its tiny bird brain it knows it deserves it. It steals eggs from other monsters and then drops them, just drops them on the floor like a jerk. Then when you heroically stand in defense of the helpless eggs the bird-lizard grabs a rock. A simple rock, mostly harmless looking to untrained eye, but once grasped in the claws of this baby-snatching menace it forms a nearly impregnable shield of egg-dropping villainy. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m a hero for killing that gross, feathered, child-abducting, rock-rummaging ruffian… A hero, damnit.