Legend of Zelda: Oracle of of Ages/Seasons came out the the 3DS store last week, and they’re some of the best 2D Zelda games ever. John’s actually the one playing Ages first. He had Seasons when it first came out, so he wanted to switch it up. That tree is gross though. You need to pop his giant snot bubble to talk to him. Because apparently that’s a thing in japan. One’s unconscious state is manifested in a giant sphere of mucus that heaves with each breath, the rupture of which causes said state to cease. Also, John’s tree apparently wants to marry him, but we’ve covered Link’s romantic life in a good bit of detail in the past.