Mewthree? Seriously? Mewthree? (his name might not actually be Mewthree, but still) Mewthree? I never thought the day would come.

I’d like to point out that the the hairstyles displayed in this comic are revisionist history at its worst. I don’t see the finished comics until I post them, so I have no oversight on most visual decisions. John’s hair was a stupid bowl cut when Pokemon came out, not mine. that said, I did have giant square glasses at the time; they were just plastic and red and not sunglasses.