That Mario, what a character. Always talking about what is or isn’t poop. Or maybe that’s just me, projecting my hopes and dreams. Probably that. I just want one game where Mario talks about how there might be poop in his pipe adventures. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. What’s that? It is too much to ask? Poop isn’t as funny as I think it is? Wow… Ain’t that some shit.