I love Groose. It’s rare to find such a Gaston-like character these days. One of the most important lessons that other games should learn from Zelda is to be endearing. Skyward Sword had characters that were likeable in a way that even the best of today’s games don’t manage, and they did it without voice acting. I cared more about saving Zelda in that game than I have about beating any other game I’ve ever played. Kingdom Hearts could be an exception. I got really caught up in that.

I think what I’m trying to say is that games should be more like Disney movies.

Note: In a cut lie, we had Midogroose saying, “Keep your sari-ass away from Saria.”